Tonight’s Sing-a-gram is for Gwyneth Dipperson, formerly Gwyneth Huan. The sender is her loving husband Calvin Dipperson, probably for their anniversary or something. Tyron has no problem singing for sweet aunt Gwyneth.

Never mind that she is, in fact, Jasper’s first cousin, since Jasper’s father, John Goth, is the brother of Elisa Goth, Gwyneth’s mother and daughter of the legendary Mortimer. Gwyneth and Calvin are decent people, and so are the Goths (for the most part). None of them are to blame for Candice breaking Tyron’s heart by cheating on him with that creep Jasper.

Gwyneth: Thank you very much, Tyron, that was such a lovely Sing-a-gram. You sing beautifully, by the way.
Tyron: Uh, thank you, I guess.
Gwyneth: Excuse me, are you okay?
Tyron: Well, I have been better.

How to explain to Gwyneth that her stupid cousin has just destroyed his marriage? He doesn’t have to because Gwyneth already knows, and she certainly doesn’t approve!
Gwyneth: It’s Jasper, isn’t he? I don’t know what got into him, he used to be a nice guy, and a good husband too; it must be mid-life crisis or something.
(Mid-life crisis, yeah, right).

Whatever, Tyron doesn’t feel like discussing the subject, especially not during working hours. What’s worse is that there are no more Sing-a-Grams pending, which means going home to Candice again. Hopefully, she has already gone to sleep.

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