Randy, for his part, being just as vain as his father Roderick, did not resign himself to being alone for a long time after his divorce.

Once again he started going out to nightclubs and that’s how he met Jane Ruby, a townie who immediately stole his heart.
(Note Suzy Strummer in the background, jamming on bass).

Randy and Jane hit it off right away, you could tell the two liked each other a little too much.

Randy would invite her to spend nights and even full days at his house; he was even on the verge of asking her to move in with him.

They both had amazing times in the all-star trailer house, parked in the garden, Jane’s favorite woo-hoo spot.

BTW, the all-star trailer doesn’t really belong to Randy, but to his father, Roderick, from whom he inherited this house with everything in it.

Yeah, everything between Randy and Jane was going great, like a dream come true… Until he found out that she was a serial Heartbreaker, and that her lifetime wish was having 10 steady boyfriends. You go figure.

He also learned that while Jane was with him, she was having a torrid affair with Jett Atkins.

The worst part is that Jett is the husband of one of Randy’s daughters, Josephine. Which rendered Jane’s betrayal unforgivable.

So Randy didn’t hesitate and broke up with Jane right away.

Jane didn’t seem very affected, in fact she immediately started looking online for her next vict… erm, her next prospect boyfriend.

And Randy was left alone again (naturally), waiting for the next owner of his lonely heart. 💔

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