It’s late, late at night, Lukas and Zeke are sleeping soundly when…

Zeke: Lukas, quick, wake up! There’s a monster under my bed.
Lukas: *Half asleep*. No, there’s no such thing as a monster under the bed.
Zeke: But there is, I felt it, it’s down there.
Lukas: Trust me, it’s not, it’s just a figment of your imagination, confirmed.

Zeke: Well, he’s shown up other times and dad has sprayed him to make him go away.
Lukas: Still drowsy Zeke, seriously, there’s no freakin’ monster down there, Dad just does that to give you peace of mind, you’ll get it when you grow up, now turn off that light and go to sleep, okay?
Zeke: Fine, you know what?

Zeke: I don’t need your help; I can beat that monster myself!
Keep telling yourself that, Zeke. I’m sure in a minute you’ll be waking Allan up to come spray the monster like almost every night. And Lukas, shame on you for not helping your little brother. Also, Zeke’s attitude at the end was 100% Allan Wilson. Like father, like son. 😄

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