THE NEXT MORNING…

Sarah: I heard what happened at the Meet & Greet. Cho behaved like real Neanderthal there, didn’t he?
Kelly: *Pauses her breakfast*. I don’t mean to be rude, but that’s none of your business.
Sarah: You don’t want to be rude, but you are being rude. That’s very you.
Kelly: Sarah, seriously…

Sarah: Dude, I’m just trying to show solidarity with you, I mean, we’re women, if we’re not going to support each other in situations like this, then when?
Kelly: ‘Situations like this’?
Sarah: Yeah, like when men fight for you like you’re a piece of meat. Or when they tell you to shut up if you try to stop their manhood display.

Kelly: A guy asked me for an autograph, Dale got jealous – it was a misunderstanding not a fight.
Sarah: If you say so.
Kelly: Now why would you sympathize with me, being Dale’s unconditional friend?
Sarah: Hey, just because Cho and I hit it off doesn’t mean I approve of his behavior, attitudes like his this morning are what make men so gross to me – aside from the obvious, of course.
Kelly: *Contains laughter*

Kelly: Well, thank you for your solidarity, still, none of your business.
Sarah: Fair enough. I just want you to know you can count on me. I’m friends with Cho, but I’ll take your side anytime if he ever goes overboard – you know what I mean.
Kelly: Girl, I’m not a baby, I know how to stand up for myself. And Dale wouldn’t hurt a fly, anyway, but thanks for your support.

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