Lydell: OMG I can’t believe it, Kelly Randall?
Kelly: Yes, and you are…?
Lydell: Lydell Darden, I study here and I’m your biggest fan.
Kelly: Um, nice to meet you, Lydell.
Lydell: Sorry to take up your time, but could you give me your autograph?
Kelly: Sure.

Kelly: Here you go.
Lydell: Gee, thanks! You know, I saw you in this month’s issue of University Daily Magazine, modeling that new sportswear line, I must say you look absolutely stunning.
Kelly: Oh, thank you, I guess.
Lydell: Say, Kelly, would you like to go on a date with me? I mean, to get to know each other better.

Dale: *rushes up to them like a lightning bolt* Ahem, ahem.
Lydell: Hey, wait for your turn, buddy. I was here first.

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