When Director Sherrill returns to her seat, Tibald and Ubald, (that is, Allan and Fabian) are already on stage, taking breaths to get into their respective characters.
Director Sherrill: Okay, guys, are you ready?

Allan: I’m super ready. Fabian: Me too, I think. (Fabian is not super ready, but super nervous because up until now he had been a mere uncredited extra, this is his first major role and alongside his crush, master actor Allan Wilson, no less.

Director Sherrill: Okay, scene four, Tibald greets Ubald by blowing him a kiss and proceeds to inform him that they are free to love each other… Lights, camera, action!
Tibald: Greetings, my beloved Ubald, I come to you with the best news.
Ubald: Really? Did you talk to Marion?

Tibald: Yes, I told her the truth about us, and not only that, I challenged her to a duel for your love and defeated her.

Tibald: Can you see, darling? Now we are free to continue our love without disturbance!

Ubald: Woah, woah, wait a minute, you say you challenged Marion to a duel?
Tibald: Yes, and I said as well that I defeated her.

Ubald: You mean you killed her?
Tibald: Kill her? Of course not Ubald!

Tibald: I’m not that kind of person… unfortunately. She well deserved to die for everything she made you suffer.
Ubald: But, if you didn’t kill her, then how come we’re free of her now?
Tibald: Well, after defeating her, I spared her life on the condition that she would leave you alone, for good.

Ubald: And she accepted?
Tibald: By God, Ubald, of course she accepted, it was her life that was at stake!

Tibald: So, forget about her and don’t be afraid, my love, cause everything is all right now.
Ubald: I- I can’t believe it.

Tibald: Well, it’s true. Marion accepted her defeat; from now on, neither she nor anyone else will ever be able to separate Tibald Culpepper from Ubald Bachelor.
Ubald: Oh, Tibald, you’re my hero!
Tibald: I know, honey, I know.

*Tibald and Ubald unite their lips in a passionate kiss. Romantic music plays*
(Allan used a Safe interaction this time, not his crazy, quite comical kisses from other movies. His performance is so convincing, that the entire staff applauds).
Director Sherrill: Aaand cut! That was impeccable, guys. Fabian, you’ve improved a lot on stage. Allan… I see a Starlight Accolade Award nomination in your future, darling!