The shooting of Of Tea and Treachery begins…
Director Sherrill: Okay, guys, let’s get started. Lights, camera… action!

Marion: So that’s why you summoned me here, to tell me that you and Ubald…?
Tibald: I’m sorry, dear, we never meant for this to happen, but you know, one thing led to another and…
Marion: Hush, I don’t want to hear any more, you bastard.

Marion: I should’ve known you’d come up with something like this. You’re a complete rat, with the face of a llama, just like your mother!
Tibald: Huh? You just implied my mother is a llama? How dare you insult me, missy?
Marion: You deserve it. And I tell you once and for all, you’ll never get Ubald out of my arms, you’ll have to kill me first.

Tibald: Well, I’m telling you, that no one in this life ever insulted Tibald Culpepper and got away with it! I am by no means a rat, or a llama, much less a murderer, but I will not stand idly by, I will fight for the love of my life!
Marion: You don’t say.

Tibald: Yes, I do. Now, draw your sword, I challenge you to a duel for Ubald’s love!
Marion: What? A d-duel?
Tibald: That’s exactly what I said!
*Suspenseful music plays*
Director Sherrill: Cut!! Wonderful, you were both sublime. Now we’ll shoot the scene of the duel. Guys, bring in the prop swords!